Jonny5/ZPG are on vacation in a warm sunny place

I’m goin’ to mexico for 10 days, to do this on a much bigger boat (and to bring that boat up here):

(YouTube messed up the sound of the wind and water)

So >> I’ll send out ZPG merch when I return on April 14th. Until then, hold (those pants up) tight.

-Jonny5

A cosmic convergence of goats and cars

The True Citizen, of Waynesboro, GA — which reports on such heavy-hitters as a garden destroyed by pigs, and a stolen mailbox — wins this week’s award for best evil-goat news coverage. The story: a goat in Maple Lane climbed up onto a guy’s car and did an evil little goat dance (typical), leaving, as evidence, a) scratches and b) goat hairs. There’s also c)video footage, which I will try to get my hands on.