A cosmic convergence of goats and cars

The True Citizen, of Waynesboro, GA — which reports on such heavy-hitters as a garden destroyed by pigs, and a stolen mailbox — wins this week’s award for best evil-goat news coverage. The story: a goat in Maple Lane climbed up onto a guy’s car and did an evil little goat dance (typical), leaving, as evidence, a) scratches and b) goat hairs. There’s also c)video footage, which I will try to get my hands on.